FRIDAY NIGHT CHEER FAIL or, What Still Doesn’t Make Sense Even After a Couple of Mai Tais…

Where are my annual Christmas Short Story Chapbooks? They’re still coming…but they have mysteriously morphed into New Year’s Short Story Chapbooks! (The lack of that extra week just about killed me this time around…) So, I’m spreading a slightly different bit of cheer tonight…“toilet” humor.

I decided to pull together a photo submission for the FAIL BLOG. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the FAIL BLOG…well, you just have to go visit to find out what it’s all about (I recommend NOT having a mouthful of liquid when you visit). You can check it out here:

This is the Ladies’ Room in my favorite Chinese restaurant, Ching Tao, in Middletown, RI (very familiar to all my Newport Writer Buds)! In case my photo never makes it to the blog, here it is:

Yeah, I know. What the hell is up with that?

If you want to “vote” for the photo (I’m not really sure what this means, actually), or see the submission in its entirety, you can visit that here.

Until next time…don’t go to the bathroom alone. Especially at the office Christmas party.

About kristipetersenschoonover

A ghost story writer who still sleeps with the lights on, Kristi Petersen Schoonover’s fiction has appeared in many magazines and anthologies; her traditionally published books include a short story collection, THE SHADOWS BEHIND. She was the recipient of three Norman Mailer Writers Colony Residencies and holds an MFA in Creative Writing from Goddard College. She serves as co-host of the DARK DISCUSSIONS podcast, as founding editor of the dark literary journal 34 ORCHARD, and is a member of the New England Horror Writers. Follow her adventures at

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