KRISTI PETERSEN SCHOONOVER

Nine of Swords: I can never resist a ghost story involving a grief-stricken woman, and this one, from Mexico, is quite compelling: a woman drowns her kids after her husband leaves her (because when someone leaves you the first thing you do is go kill everybody else so you can be TOTALLY ALONE and have no reason to live. Right?) Right, because then she dies of grief. Awesome.