52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of January 9

Winners, Week of January 9:

Re:Etradet Alert:_Platform issue,-account value_errors e23d16de6dd0774d

568788733672äThe_transactions_ALERTSe you may download-online [strange link with lots of odd characters]

Well, color me impressed…they got RIGHT back to me on that message I sent them regarding an issue on a site I don’t even use!


[jerqw] 對自身陰莖不滿者,需要增長增粗者                                                              

nl3judiearontamifm via yahoogroups.com to jerqw





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Oh thank you, Yahoo user nl3judiearontamifm! I can’t wait to accept your invitation to talk about 對自身陰莖不滿者,需要增長增粗者! And yes, I simply MUST get the Yahoo! Toolbar so I can get invited to more groups for scintillating conversation I obviously can’t get elsewhere!


Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

About kristipetersenschoonover

A ghost story writer who still sleeps with the lights on, Kristi Petersen Schoonover’s fiction has appeared in countless magazines and anthologies. She has received three Norman Mailer Writers Colony Residencies, served as a co-editor for Read Short Fiction, has judged both writing and grant competitions and co-hosts the Dark Discussions Podcast. Her work Skeletons in the Swimmin’ Hole is a collection of ghost stories set in Disney Parks; her novel, Bad Apple, was nominated for a Pushcart Prize. She’s also a member of the New England Horror Writers Association. More info: www.kristipetersenschoonover.com

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