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Happy Halloween! Mail for Dead Men

My father has been dead almost five years, but I still get his junk mail. Recently, I got an odd ancient coin that will ensure my father reaps the benefits of God’s blessings if he uses their medical care certificates (or something) and a letter noting he’s been pre-approved for a policy from Physician’s Life Insurance (seriously?). There’s no real point to this blog post, I just thought that getting that type of mail for a dead man was creepy, and since today’s Halloween, I thought I’d share. Here’s to egging the mailbox!

DeadMan'sMailAncientCoin

02 DeadMan'sMailPhysiciansLifeInsurance

The weird little coin came with these medical care certificates.

03 DeadMan'sMailPhysiciansLifeInsurance

I think it’s a little late for this, no?

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06 DeadMan'sMailPhysiciansLifeInsurance

Whew! I’m certainly glad there’s no health exam required. I really didn’t want to have to pull a Mr. Sardonicus.

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52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, July 2 & 9

Stop Night Fails

Winners, Week of July 2:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter)

Free Online Watch HD Movies

explorershockey.org/movie/journey-to-the-center-o…

74.86.66.197

Submitted on 2012/03/29 at 9:28 pm

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I don’t know how I feel about a free HD movie site spamming other sites with my posts. This one kind of bugs me.

Winners, Week of July 9:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter under the post “The Writing Life: The Balance of Work and Play”)

seiko snab65

watchwhich.com/seiko-snab65/ x

216.108.226.205

Interesting blog post – thanks. I felt your blog is truly fascinating. I would like to uncover more in the near future.

The only reason this is a winner is because it’s one of those messages, especially given the post on which it appeared, that really makes you wonder if it truly is spam or someone legitimately commenting on your blog. The only reason I knew it wasn’t was because it’s obviously connected to someplace selling watches (and what’s also interesting is it’s called “watchwhich.” At least make it more intelligent and clever and call it “watchwitch.”

Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of June 25

Hey Baby How Are You? Spam

Winners, Week of June 25:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter, posted under “The Writing Life: The Balance of Work and Play”)

makaylastarrettds

176.31.155.2

Exceptional post and seriously will help with learning the subject matter better.

My family and i arrived here seeing as this particular blog had been tweeted by a person I was following and i am pleased I made it here. Free Swiffer Wet Jet coupons

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Ibasically have got to mention you help make quite a few very good facts and will be able to put up a number of concepts to add in shortly after a day or two.

In all fairness, I did mention mopping the floor in this particular post. But I have enough Swiffer stuff for awhile. Anyone need free coupons?


Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of June 18

Winners, Week of June 18:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter)

penny stocks

stockrockandroll.com x

184.183.20.252

hot penny stocksIn my opinion animating will certainly eliminate this idea. The photos demand person to visualise what’s going on that that visualizing is exactly what brings about your laughter. It’s as being a complex, intricate joke in case you clarify this, as an alternative to permitting your current viewers “have itInch, this damages your laughter. Every person’s an art form movie director.

Great. Just like everyone thinks he can be a writer, now everyone thinks he can be an art form movie director. Wait! This must mean I can write my own mortgage and plumb my own bathroom, right? What does everyone think? I mean, I have two hands, I can do anything…

Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of June 11

Cell Phone Spam List

Winners, Week of June 11:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter)

best digital slr camera

bestdigitalslr.org/ x

173.234.48.111

I have a 72mm lense. I can capture bokeh but I cannot get a clear image of an object with the bokeh in the background. tips?

What the hell is a bokeh?


Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of June 4

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Winners, Week of June 4:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter)

gimnasia en casa

gimnasiaencasa.info x

200.46.123.194

Wow that was strange. I just wrote an very long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t appear. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all that over again. Anyway, just wanted to say superb blog!

I’m glad you’re not writing it all over again. I don’t think I want to read anything by someone who has a hotmail address that begins “lickme57.”

Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of May 28

Spam Warning Art

Winners, Week of May 28:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter)

From: Titman@yahoo.com

Good piece of data that you’ve received on this web site article. Hope I might get some much more of the stuff on your own web site. I will are available back again.

MY WHOLE LIFE I HAVE WANTED ATTENTION FROM A TITMAN AND NOT ONLY DID I FINALLY GET IT, HE ARE AVAILABLE! 

Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, May 7-21

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Winners, Week of May 7:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter)

Marin Stiely

portfele.de/ x

190.121.20.146

I want to say that this article is awesome, nice written and include almost all significant infos.

I’m so glad the significant little infos have found a nice written home. I hate those sad commercials. 

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Winners, Week of May 14:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter, posted under “52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of February 20”):

buy shoes

shoedigs.com x

64.120.224.226

My brother suggested I would possibly like this web site. He was once totally right. This publish actually made my day. You cann’t consider simply how much time I had spent for this information! Thank you!

Since the Spam post the Week of February 20 had to do with an offshore bank account services place in Panama informing me of an event that happened in Rhode Island a year and a half ago, I’m wondering if this person can time travel. I’m honored my publish could help.

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Winners, Week of May 21:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter)

rsgyydwyrc

nimbaxeksq.com/ x

tmbamposlv@fnxybb.com

46.17.96.220

Submitted on 2012/03/15 at 1:51 pm

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Oh, shit. The aliens have landed.

Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of April 30

Winners, Week of April 30:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter, posted under “GhoStory Guru: The Woman in Black—A Ghost Play, adapted by Stephen Mallatratt from the book by Susan Hill”):

Comprar enlaces

serviciosseo.info/2012/02/servicios-seo-10000-enl… x

[SURPRISE!! IT’S FROM A HOTMAIL ADDRESS!]

112.216.29.245

I’m really loving the theme/design of your site. Do you ever run into any internet browser compatibility issues? A handful of my blog readers have complained about my blog not working correctly in Explorer but looks great in Firefox. Do you have any recommendations to help fix this problem?

First of all, I’m a horror writer. Why the hell would you think I know anything about Internet Browser Compatibility Issues? I mean, unless you think, since you did post this under my review of The Woman in Black, that your computer is haunted?

Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of April 23

Winners, Week of April 23:

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to lic.joseperezl.

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$30! Well, here in Connecticut, that’ll get me a little over six gallons of gas or three packs of cigarettes! Let’s go!

That this is so similar to last week’s indicates that these attachments contain a virus, and the spammer behind it is simply trying to come up with a few different ways to fool people in case one of his methods doesn’t work (??)

Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

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