52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, May 7-21


Winners, Week of May 7:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter)

Marin Stiely

portfele.de/ x

I want to say that this article is awesome, nice written and include almost all significant infos.

I’m so glad the significant little infos have found a nice written home. I hate those sad commercials. 


Winners, Week of May 14:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter, posted under “52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of February 20”):

buy shoes

shoedigs.com x

My brother suggested I would possibly like this web site. He was once totally right. This publish actually made my day. You cann’t consider simply how much time I had spent for this information! Thank you!

Since the Spam post the Week of February 20 had to do with an offshore bank account services place in Panama informing me of an event that happened in Rhode Island a year and a half ago, I’m wondering if this person can time travel. I’m honored my publish could help.


Winners, Week of May 21:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter)


nimbaxeksq.com/ x


Submitted on 2012/03/15 at 1:51 pm

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Oh, shit. The aliens have landed.

Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

About kristipetersenschoonover

A ghost story writer who still sleeps with the lights on, Kristi Petersen Schoonover’s fiction has appeared in many magazines and anthologies; her traditionally published books include a short story collection, THE SHADOWS BEHIND. She was the recipient of three Norman Mailer Writers Colony Residencies and holds an MFA in Creative Writing from Goddard College. She serves as co-host of the DARK DISCUSSIONS podcast, as founding editor of the dark literary journal 34 ORCHARD, and is a member of the New England Horror Writers. Follow her adventures at kristipetersenschoonover.com.

Posted on May 26, 2012, in 52 Weeks of Spam and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. As always – thank you for the laugh. My favorite line “he was once totally right.” Ahahahahaha! Yeah, I have family members like that, too – they’re right only once in their lives. LOL!

  2. Yeah, that one almost sounds like a real letter – except creepy and weird! 🙂

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