52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of June 25

Hey Baby How Are You? Spam

Winners, Week of June 25:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter, posted under “The Writing Life: The Balance of Work and Play”)

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176.31.155.2

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My family and i arrived here seeing as this particular blog had been tweeted by a person I was following and i am pleased I made it here. Free Swiffer Wet Jet coupons

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In all fairness, I did mention mopping the floor in this particular post. But I have enough Swiffer stuff for awhile. Anyone need free coupons?


Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

About kristipetersenschoonover

A ghost story writer who still sleeps with the lights on, Kristi Petersen Schoonover’s fiction has appeared in many magazines and anthologies; her traditionally published books include a short story collection, THE SHADOWS BEHIND. She was the recipient of three Norman Mailer Writers Colony Residencies and holds an MFA in Creative Writing from Goddard College. She serves as co-host of the DARK DISCUSSIONS podcast, as founding editor of the dark literary journal 34 ORCHARD, and is a member of both the New England Horror Writers and the Horror Writers Association. Follow her adventures at kristipetersenschoonover.com.

Posted on June 30, 2012, in 52 Weeks of Spam and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Oh goodness, Kristi, that is a funny one! Were the coupons viral attachments? My favorite spam I ended up quoting in a post. it said my grammar was bad and my site colors were hideous. I thought it was a real person, but no, on second look, it was spam.

  2. Hi Kristi,

    I have just received the most fabulous spam:

    “USPS.com

    Dear Customer,

    The parcel was sent to your home address and it will arrive within 7 business days. For more information and the tracking number please download the shipping label.

    *PRINT A SHIPPING LABEL*

    Thank you.

    United Parcel Service.”

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