52 Weeks of Spam: Winners, Week of June 18

Winners, Week of June 18:

(From the kristipetersenschoonover.com Spam Filter)

penny stocks

stockrockandroll.com x

184.183.20.252

hot penny stocksIn my opinion animating will certainly eliminate this idea. The photos demand person to visualise what’s going on that that visualizing is exactly what brings about your laughter. It’s as being a complex, intricate joke in case you clarify this, as an alternative to permitting your current viewers “have itInch, this damages your laughter. Every person’s an art form movie director.

Great. Just like everyone thinks he can be a writer, now everyone thinks he can be an art form movie director. Wait! This must mean I can write my own mortgage and plumb my own bathroom, right? What does everyone think? I mean, I have two hands, I can do anything…

Everybody hates Spam—it fills up your Inbox (unless you’ve got G-mail, which does a great job of putting it in an appropriately-labeled folder), clogs your blog (WordPress does a great job filtering, too), and can threaten your computer’s security.

I have to say though, I love my Spam. It cracks me up—it’s poorly spelled, illiterate, and often leaves me wondering who would be dumb enough to click on the link for whatever product/service/lottery winning from mysterious relative in a country you’ve never heard of. So I decided in 2012 I’d go through my Spam each week and pick my favorites to share with the world. I remove the sender and any links that might be damaging (plus, who wants to give them press?).

See you next week! If you get any great Spam, you can post it here, just strip any links and the sender’s e-mail. And be sure to say something in the post to let me know you’re real. Otherwise I might think you’re…well, Spam.

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About kristipetersenschoonover

A ghost story writer who still sleeps with the lights on, Kristi Petersen Schoonover’s fiction has appeared in countless magazines and anthologies. She has received three Norman Mailer Writers Colony Residencies, is a co-editor for Read Short Fiction, and co-hosts the Dark Discussions Podcast. Her work Skeletons in the Swimmin’ Hole is a collection of ghost stories set in Disney Parks; her horror novel, Bad Apple, was nominated for a Pushcart Prize. She’s also a member of the New England Horror Writers Association. More info: www.kristipetersenschoonover.com

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